Orange is the New Black: Meet the inmates

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shinykonyta:

terreverte:

cake gifs

are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL CAKE it looks like i can reach out and have me some god damn cake. damn son

Disney’s The Aristocats [1970]  » Ev’rybody Wants to Be a Cat
…everybody wants to be a cat, because a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at; while playin’ jazz you always has a welcome mat, ‘cause everybody digs a swingin’ cat. 

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

shortbutsopassionate:

Broadway is just so important. It’s like the stories and corners for outcasts and misfits and people looking for somewhere to be enchanted by life. The music and the words and the choreography and the sets and costumes - it’s all magic. It’s pure magic and I’m so lucky to have found it and I don’t understand how anyone could find fault in a community literally catering to people who need a place like this.

nahveen:

Disney Villains Week: Day 6: Best Villain Death/Defeat
➸ Mother Gothel - Tangled (2010)

"I really did try, Rapunzel. I tried to warn you what was out there. The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it."


@gina_beck: Last show here we go!! Thrilled with all your tweets thank you xxx

@gina_beckLast show here we go!! Thrilled with all your tweets thank you xxx

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

highenergyjewtrino:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

highenergyjewtrino:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

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bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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MW